branch campus girl

A female student attending a branch campus of a university. Usually, the student may choose to attend the branch campus because their standardized test scores or high school grades did not allow them entrance into the more academically challenging main campus. The student is usually characterized by:
1)dyed hair or highlights (dumb-blonde look).
2)Juicy couture terrycloth pants.
3)Fuzzy pink school supplies.
4)SAT scores lower than 800.
5)Highly promiscuous behavior, especially under the influence of alcohol.
6)Attracted to frat boys.
7)Excessive use of the word "like" while out of context.

Branch campus girl #1: Oh my god, like I totally just went shopping and met this cute frat boy at the galleria. He totally like wanted me and like I gave him my number!
Branch campus girl #2: Was he like, a frat boy from Kappa Kappa Kappa? I like totally like hooked up with him on Saturday at the kegger! I was like, so trashed off of Natty and jagerbombs!

by Joe Applesack January 3, 2009

branch cricket

synonomous for spook, nigger, nig nog, niglet, spear chucker, tar baby, coon, monday or swamp ninja also known as a democrat

user of welfare. lazy.
Sombody shut that branch cricket up before i lynch him.

by don trusty April 7, 2008

bonch

the salty shit caked area between the anus and scrot bag, if I may.

Gus refuuuused to clean his sweaty greasy bonch.

by peepeesack October 13, 2003

Bonch

The area between a man's anus and scrotum.
In females this area is known as the "Taint".

In anger one could say, "Lick my Bonch". Much more Manly than saying,"Lick My Taint".

by Sickboarder June 28, 2006

bonch

the area between your sack and you rusty sheriffs badge (asshole)

Guys are lucky they've got bonch's, cuz they'd shit on their nuts otherwise
see:
grundle
taint
gooch
nifkin

by Rachael Kavaganaughanaughv November 14, 2004

Denver Broncos

The worst team ever. The Denver Broncos are nothing but a bunch of washed up pussy douchebag asshats. The fan base are just as bad.

I ate taco bell and had to take a Denver Broncos

by Bronchoes suck November 24, 2019

bronco trolleys

Dude, wise up. It's peanut butter and a slice of orange on a triscuit, not a saltine.

by ng March 31, 2003