1. For a female, a male friend who takes the place of a boyfriend when she is single. Generally speaking, a close male friend who is there emotionally, but is not receiving physical pleasure from the relationship.
2. A close male friend a girl goes to for emotional support when she is single.
2. A close male friend a girl goes to for emotional support when she is single.
Troy - so Dave, Candice came over to your place last night to talk huh?
Dave - yeah.
Troy - you do realize you're her surrogate boyfriend, right?
Dave - dude, no way.
Troy - totally way. She comes over, cries on your shoulder, hangs out, asks your opinion 'bout stuff. And you don't even make out with her? Total surrogate.
Dave - whatever.
Troy - and once she has a boyfriend she'll stop coming to you.
(6 months later)
Troy - see, Candice is now going out with Jason and she's stopped coming to you.
Dave - I was totally whipped.
(elsewhere)
Leslie - Candice, you're so lucky you had Dave while you and Tommy were broken up.
Candice - yeah, he was a good surrogate boyfriend. But I have Jason now so I'm able to go to him, my real boyfriend, when I have problems or wanna hang out.
Dave - yeah.
Troy - you do realize you're her surrogate boyfriend, right?
Dave - dude, no way.
Troy - totally way. She comes over, cries on your shoulder, hangs out, asks your opinion 'bout stuff. And you don't even make out with her? Total surrogate.
Dave - whatever.
Troy - and once she has a boyfriend she'll stop coming to you.
(6 months later)
Troy - see, Candice is now going out with Jason and she's stopped coming to you.
Dave - I was totally whipped.
(elsewhere)
Leslie - Candice, you're so lucky you had Dave while you and Tommy were broken up.
Candice - yeah, he was a good surrogate boyfriend. But I have Jason now so I'm able to go to him, my real boyfriend, when I have problems or wanna hang out.
by ChipGirl August 19, 2008
Get the Surrogate Boyfriendmug. a guy you once dated, but now either:
a. want dead
b. are "friends" with
c. hook up with every once in a while
or
d. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.
a. want dead
b. are "friends" with
c. hook up with every once in a while
or
d. have erased all traces that they ever existed in your life.
a. My ex boyfriend Jimmy should go play in traffic.
b. Bob and I are good friends now that all that annoying relationship crap isnt in our way. As long as he doesnt talk about his new girlfriend and how great she is...that is crossing the line.
c. We used to date but now we just fuck when we're lonely and/or bored.
d. Stephen who?
b. Bob and I are good friends now that all that annoying relationship crap isnt in our way. As long as he doesnt talk about his new girlfriend and how great she is...that is crossing the line.
c. We used to date but now we just fuck when we're lonely and/or bored.
d. Stephen who?
by randomlybored January 11, 2009
Get the ex boyfriendmug. a skank that lies decieves and minipulates and does what ever they need to to get him out of your arms and into theirs!!!!
by LoLaRoXThEsESoX!!! December 2, 2007
Get the boyfriend stealermug. A boy that thinks and treats you as his girlfriend, but you are not. You let him buy you dinner and movies anyways.
by Stephanie and Alison July 6, 2008
Get the fake boyfriendmug. Someone you normally wouldn't be excited about dating but we are in a recession and they have money, so you go out with them
by Hipster3`1 December 26, 2008
Get the Recession Boyfriendmug. Any Male, that a taken female communicates with more then their significant other, by via(but is not limited to) texting, IM, E-male, Face to face, and or telecommunication. It is generally considered that if the female should become single after having a "pocket Boyfriend" that the male who is the "pocket boyfriend" is normally next to date said female.
The duties of a pocket boyfriend are the same as a normal boyfriend, as well as providing emotional support to the female during stressful times.
The duties of a pocket boyfriend are the same as a normal boyfriend, as well as providing emotional support to the female during stressful times.
boy friend:who are u texting
girlfriend: my friend (male name)
boyfriend: oh your pocket boyfriend. . . *in a distasteful tone*
girlfriend: my friend (male name)
boyfriend: oh your pocket boyfriend. . . *in a distasteful tone*
by MasterAzriel June 23, 2010
Get the Pocket Boyfriendmug. A major pain in the ass. Rude Never Fuckin' Leaves, and snores like an effin 18 wheeler. Blames you for everything...even if you don't have any clue what he's talkin about. Changes your roommate (who used to be your friend) into the biggest bitch you've ever met, and the worst person in the world to live with. He continues to think he owns a piece of your room and never leaves...even when you are getting ready to get in the shower(you actually have to tell him to leave when your standing there in your bra.) Inconsiderate bastard that trys to make you feel guilty for things you didn't even know happend between him and your roommate. Has an incredibly annoying laugh. Locks you out of your own room. Pretty much just a total JackASS who ruines everything about your roommate and former friend. Referred to as Fuckin' Bryan.(or any name works)
by Akitram Rrop BW December 31, 2008
Get the Roommate's Boyfriendmug.