Bob

Verb, An acronym for "boulder on balls", the funny emotional state of a guy when friendzoned or ditched by a girl or a dream.

Gosh! David got bobbed bad by flora last night. Must have been so embarrassing.

by Hoaxy963 October 31, 2017

Bob

Just a basic white guy. Usually gets killed in movies, games, and other forms of media.

Hey, my name is Bob, and I am the manger of your local RadioShack.

by CallousCalculator February 25, 2018

Bob

My ukulele

Dis is Bob

by Da urban dictionary master August 27, 2019

Bob

A bob is a name so you can talk about your period in public.

"My Bob is this month."
"My Bob was last week!"

by NetflixIsBae February 28, 2016

Bob

Bob is really a weird and fugly guy who doesn't deserve any food in the summer time. He is usually fat and you usually see him with a hog dog down the street, if you see him be prepared to run. He might attempt to chase you but he is too slow and trips. Bob is quite emotional when he comes to deciding where to pee.

Bob doesn't fit in a telephone box or the subway, therefore he sits on the side walk and cries while holding his hot dog up to his face.

by Greedy the banana January 19, 2016

Bob

Literally a human variable, if someone isn't telling a true story, they use his name or Jimmy for a character.

Then Bob said "why would i do that?"

by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019

Bob

A fat slob, who likes to watch onision, and who jerks off to little kids on tik tok. They are complete assholes who are nasty little shits.

Tik tok fetus’s: *shows stomach*

Bob: *FaPs*

by Crippled and depressed March 29, 2019