BMW 

Brush My Wallet
Bankrupt My Wallet
Bust My Wallet

The Douchebags's favorite when it comes to luxurious cars.

Hey James! Charlie bought a use BMW!
Oh shit... In 1 week, the only thing he's gonna say is I Bankrupt My Wallet.

BMW by thegamer997 November 19, 2019

BMW 

Big Mexican woman

You see that bmw over there

BMW by anime_lover_21 December 28, 2019

BMW 

Big Mexican Women

"Hey Brandon, your moms a BMW."

BMW by "HEY"69420alert March 18, 2020

BMW 

Many people think it is the car, but this really stands for Black Momma Whopping. When a black child is very rude, this phenomenon takes place.

Brenda- Yooo, I witnessed a BMW the other day
Brittany- What, the car?
Brenda- No, a black momma whoppin stupid.

BMW by BLACKMOMMAWHOPPIN April 23, 2020

BMW 

Brainless Moron Wheels

also see AUDI

Look at that BMW, to be expected.

BMW by Floggedhorse June 9, 2020

BMW 

B:ody
M:ade
W:rong

Tina has a BMW, a body made wrong

BMW by danymoloko September 19, 2020

BMW 

high performance vehicles largely produced in Germany that either has two wheels or four- In every case however, gives the driver an unapologetic and free license to drive like an absolute dick. BMW operators will Characteristically cut people off, use the right lane to past left lane speed-limit going goats, uses highway onramps as their personal launch pad, and of course employ 0-use of blinkers. Typically driven by younger rich pricks, drug dealers, mafia hitmen, or in general by those that cant stand Audi or Mercedes drivers.

Even if you're a rule biding driver, a BMW will make you into a dick. period. And that's just fine because everyone will get it- your in a BMW.

EXAMPLE 1: Dude why are you driving like a douche? - Sorry man its a BMW.

EXAMPLE 2: Are those two dealing drugs? Well its black M5 in a walgreens parkinglot at 3am so yeah, of course.

BMW by Wutwutintha October 8, 2020