Blumpkin Pumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while defecating in a toliet or similar device while a hollowed out pumpkin is place around the penis.

I just got a fat steamy blumpkin pumpkin over there in that in the portable toilet. Damn it was hot. I got shitty gizz sweat running down my ass now, Im gonna clean up and maybe return after the chile surprise during the hottest part of the day.

by Mike Blumpkin July 30, 2008

Reverse Blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex from another person, while that person whom is simultaneously defecating.

"A reverse blumpkin? It's like the time that your sister was taking a shit and I made her suck my cock."

by XimiliXimilus March 3, 2009

casa blumpkin

getting your dick sucked while taking a dump on the roof of your house

casa blumpkin

by marshallgiven August 20, 2011

Blumpkin Parade

Three or more people simultaniously recieving blumpkins in the same public restroom

Hollywood, Caio, and Tim had a blumpkin parade at wal-mart

by Jonathon M May 15, 2007

blumpkin gnome

a small gnome like creature normally dutch that prances around while someone is receiving a blumpkin dressed in a leopard skin bra singing songs and wearing friends moms thongs

damn, marisa gamble sure is a blumpkin gnome.

by holden mcgroine February 16, 2009

strawberry blumpkin

Eating out a female when she is on her period while she is taking a shit.

Chuck gave Carla a strawberry blumpkin

by Tim jr February 26, 2011

Country Blumpkin

when you get a blumpkin in an outhousee new

jeb got a country blumpkin in his nice new outhouse

by edward houssein December 19, 2007