Bend yard

A southern way of saying vineyard. Close to death, considered dead.

I've been to the bend yard.

by LovelyJo January 8, 2023

Bend over and I’ll show you

Literally can answer any question no matter what it is

10 year old) “Papa, how does sex work?”
Dad) “Bend over and I’ll show you”

by Am Gay Boi March 22, 2019

Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.

Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...

by Dr Jager Dave II July 18, 2012

Bend the finger

Smoke weed.

Do you want to bend the finger?

by Fayed May 31, 2018

Cola Bend

Basically someone who's really epic

Oh gosh she might be Cola Bend

by Suhiimii February 15, 2019

The Bend Zone

When you smoke the stinky ganja and you've become one with the couch.

Hey Batman tell IronMan he doesn't need to bring me his extra suit because I'm already flying in the bend zone.

by anonymous November 11, 2020

vape bending

When the sickest vape tricks are performed. Any bending is matter bending. Vape bending is the bending of vape vapor into inumerous shapes and tricks. Under the banner of the all powerful vape nation: \//\.

Jack: Did you learn any new vape bending trick today?
Dan: Nah dude. i was too lazy. Just did some O's and stuff.
Jack: Everything changed when the vape nation atacked...
Dan: You're so funny dude. Can i suck your cock?

by a fat cock nigga February 13, 2018