Battered subway

When a man has sex with a foot long until he gives it his jizz dressing, he then shoves said subway up his own arse and his partner batters it from behind. It is then eaten straight from the ass.

"Tommy" : That battered subway was delicious "smurf"! better than a dirty steakette and a bap any day! Hope you're looking forward to mines I got extra jalapeños tonight lol

by Mradhd February 8, 2019

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Baltimore Battering Ram

The act of pushing a penis against a woman's panties until it penetrates, like a Battering Ram.

John preformed a Baltimore Battering Ram on Jackie

by UglyGodAqua January 23, 2017

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Batter biting

Someone who deep fries cock and nibbles the batter

"Last night your mum was batter biting me"

by Craig Bennett October 4, 2006

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The creamy coloured stain that is on the gusset of females underwear.The stain is the result of one or various expulsions from the orifice known by numerous names, here my favourite shall be used. The cunt can have anything from lady juice,cum and various other things leaking. The residue that dries on the gusset is pants batter.

My pants batter looks like the top of a rice pudding

by In A Rut February 17, 2024

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battering a dutch boy

the explicit desire to bum a male

stosh wants to take part in battering a dutch boy

by getmehame June 21, 2021

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troll batter

The ejaculate of a master online troll.

When you are being a troll and it ends up be so delicious that you say to your partner and shout "SUCK MY TROLL BATTER" and they are like "well you earnt it"!

by TheAC160PlaneMan December 11, 2017

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