Jiggly Cunt Basket 

a cunt basket that is so loose that it jiggles. Also, favorite insult toward thy council of wookie.

That hand bell player is such a jiggly cunt basket!!!

Jiggly Cunt Basket by ChodeGuzzler March 26, 2009

Hell in a hand basket 

Describtion from the older generation that describes when things are bad

Person #1 age 20 What do you think of the rising gas prices, war costs and the Patriot Act
Person #2 age 60 This country is going to Hell in a Hand Basket.

Person #1 I never heard that saying

Person #2 Old saying, Urban UP young man!!

Hell in a hand basket by John Hopper May 18, 2005

Ham Basket 

When you can fit a man's entire package ( balls and penis ) in a mouth

"I heard Manuel gave Jose the ham basket last night..and still had room to move around"

Ham Basket by VivaLaPlumper May 25, 2009

chicken-in-the-basket 

A prostitute placed in a basket with a large hole in the bottom. The basket with a girl properly aligned would be lowered over the client's member and spun. The basket would be raised and lowered slightly over the erect penis of the client while it was spinnning to increase pleasure.

In Viet Nam war, "chicken-in-the-basket" was the favorite take-out of GIs but nowadays it's used by sumo wrestlers to prevent damage to their women (baskets have been replaced with nylon harnesses).

chicken-in-the-basket by Taro T September 5, 2005

Fruit Basket

A byproduct of a mangina which is viewable from behind. (See Mangina; Also See Basket of Fruit)

Frontal Observer: Hey! A mangina!
Posterior Observer: Hey! A fruit basket!

Fruit Basket by RRL October 11, 2005

Right Wing Basket Cases 

Basically, all of the lunatic right wing sheep who follow the failed/corrupt Repuke-likkan party and have not one iota of critical thinking ability. Cowards

"Hey, why don't those Right Wing Basket Cases sign up to go fight that war they love so much!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Right Wing Basket Cases by Bill B. April 5, 2006

muffin basket 

party with too many girls; as opposed to a sausagefest, which is a party with too many guys

laura: Did you go to that party?

margaret: oh yeah, but there were only girls there

laura: sounds like a total muffin basket

muffin basket by karenthechthulu April 17, 2011