bartosy

leaving someone on a cliffhanger, in a sentence

"What do you mean??"
"Forget it."
"Omg the bartosy???"

by blibicious May 12, 2025

Barstool

A student-led "undercover" high school social media page (typically on Instagram) where students submit videos and photos often containing houseparties, stunts, or simply other students being dumb or profane. Ex: NHS_barstool or barstoolschool mascot

"Yo, did you see the new barstool post?"

Or

"Lmao THAT'S going on barstool"

by ermmmwhatthefreak May 29, 2025

Barstool Prophet

A self-important, loudmouthed try hard bar regular who treats every barstool like a pulpit and every drinker like a disciple. Known for preaching unsolicited opinions on women, politics, sports, social prowess, war stories (real or imagined), all with the conviction of a man who’s never been wrong in his life. His voice carries across the establishment and his breath reeks of whiskey and ego. He is incapable of taking the hint to shut the fuck up or to accept that his presence is, nor has ever been, welcome, necessary, or remotely as interesting as he believes it to be.

I left my buddy at the bar while I rocked a piss and he mistakingly made eye contact with the token Barstool Prophet—poor bastard was getting life advice before I even zipped up, and for the next several hours thereafter.

by msacco July 25, 2025

Barstool Merry-go-round

Where 4 strait "gay curious" men sit upon a upsidown barstool, when fully penatrating they get spun round and round.

Levi, John, Leslie, and Tom performed the Barstool Merry-go-round in the churches bathroom as a experiment

by Ax_manhandaler October 28, 2025

Barutay

Is a very passionate lover and kind individual to have in your life. If you have the opportunity to meet him grab him and don't let go. Rumur is he's got no package. Please that rumur is a lie.

Hey that Barutay is one hella of a guy.

by Mozt H8ted December 18, 2025

brown barton

A type of vibrator that is given to a friend as a gift. brown barton vibrator gift

"I really want to give Paige a brown barton for Christmas this year."

by Egg Yolk Sauce December 7, 2015

moist baritone

The act of having a girl sit on the bell of a baritone, then peeing so when you play, it splashes back up on her.

Yeah me and Emma did the moist baritone at her house .

by BornXeno September 2, 2016