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John Banks

An old man, who was probably fired from NASA, kayaks every morning in Santa Cruz with his favorite beans.
1. JOHN BANKS PLS MVE THE DEADLINE(JOHN PRANKS)
2. John Banks please spank me.
by JohnPranksWillSpank November 22, 2021
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Boo bank

A cemetery eg. A place to deposit ghosts.
You owe me money. I'll send you to the boo bank if you don't pay up.
by r3ttah June 25, 2016
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Robin Banks

A Criminal Lawyer who Manipulates and cheats his Way to the Top
Jack: Did You see Joe’s New Ad?
John: Gotta Dial Robin?
Jack: He’s thinks he’s a Robin Banks
by Robin D. Banks April 17, 2023
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Mayo Bank

Empty mayonnaise jar used to store money, usually then buried underground in back yard or some specific location.
A:"Bank of America totally screwed me over, who do you use?"
B:"I only trust Mayo Bank"
by Illuminatiistotallyreal August 1, 2012
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banked game

When you are in a professional situation and can't spit game at the ladies, you accumulate the game to be used at a later time.
Kevin couldn't give out his number while recruiting at MIT so he decided to use his banked game trying to pair program with her.
by Handsome J November 23, 2015
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Beer Banking

The act of checking your bank account only when fortified by dutch courage (booze.
"Mate, I've just been beer banking and we're good to go!"

"Dude, I'm going round the corner to beer bank"
by Dave2010 January 20, 2009
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Piggy Bank

When you lick your thumb to get a plan b pill stuck to it and insert it a girl's anus at the same time as cumming into her vagina to prevent pregnancy. A deposit and saving simultaneously.
"Hey bro, did you pull out, or do you have a kid on the way?"

"Nah, but I used the piggy bank, so I'll be alright."
by ThiccDiccDaddy93 July 7, 2021
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