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bowl a strike

When a senior citizen, usually, loses control of their whip and crashes into, for instance, a bus stop, taking out 5 men, 3 women and 2 children, 10 people in all, hence the bowling reference. Upon further investigation, this is usually not the first time the driver has done this.
In today's news, Elmer Walter Jones, 89, bowled a strike with his Buick Century this afternoon at the local shopping mall.
by Slashy J. Izzbourne August 23, 2004
mugGet the bowl a strikemug.

bowl-cut

When you put a bowl on the top of head and cut everything underneath it. A good example of this is Mo from the 3 Stooges. Usually kids you have this cut get made fun of.
Mo from the 3 Stooges, Dennis Althoff who resides in Greenville, SC who just moved there from Winston Salem and has a bowl-cut.
by david greene September 29, 2006
mugGet the bowl-cutmug.

Bare Bowling

The act of lifting up the toilet seat, resting your bottom directly on the outer ring of the bowl and dumping.
Cliff: Hey Ronnie! You doing okay in there?
Ronnie: Of course I am. Got a great poo flow going. Probably because I'm bare bowling.

Roger: Hey Don. Do you have he answer to question number 2 about Ben Franklins dumping style?
Don: Yeah, he was a bare bowler.
by CornChipSammy March 20, 2015
mugGet the Bare Bowlingmug.

Wad-In-A-Bowl

(n) What most Star Trek, Star Wars, and graphic novel fans would have become if their parents had foreseen their pitiful, obsessive adult existences before engaging in the act that created them.
George and Mary watched in shame as their 30 year old son Kyle ascended from his basement bedroom in full costume and jabbering excitedly about what would be his twelfth Comic Con in as many months. As he waited in the front yard for the rest of his unemployed friends, they wondered if mankind would have better served if they have put the Wad-In-A-Bowl.
by URallabunchofidiots July 10, 2018
mugGet the Wad-In-A-Bowlmug.

bowl rattler

To let loose, with extreme force and vigor, an excessive stream of diarrhea. One does not necessarily have to use a toilet for bowl rattling to occur; however, any area chosen as a bathroom suffers extreme damage as a result of the bowl rattler.
Example #1: My bowl rattler ruined my Honda.

Example #2: Bravo Burger is the home of the bowl rattler.

Example #3: Roman's bowl rattler just pummeled John's Restaurant.
by ZT14 July 2, 2016
mugGet the bowl rattlermug.

bowl stir

An object used to stir the bowl of a weed pipe to get the green nugs at the bottom when its almost cashed
by chris balboa January 5, 2005
mugGet the bowl stirmug.

Platform Bowling

The process of going to any (usually London) train station and rolling small change as far as you can down the platform without the coin falling into the track, while simultaneously avoiding other commuters.
E.g. "yo me and will wasted so much cash platform bowling on the way home last night"
by TheRealRomeo January 7, 2017
mugGet the Platform Bowlingmug.

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