nanaimo bars

one of the best tasting desserts in existance. Usually consisting of chocolate,custard cream and graham crumbs in a sandwhich form

dude, those nanaimo bars were awesome

by edwardo rastapoppolis November 3, 2006

teddy bears arm

A large lump of excrement,possibly left in the pot overnight,giving it a furry appearence around the edges

i went to perform my morning ablutions and imagine my surprise when i discovered someone had left ateddy bears arm in my toilet.

by Chris Ord August 31, 2006

grind bears

The act of engaging in any menial or mind-numbing task, possibly resulting in sui.

I'll come back to Everquest 2 if I don't have to grind bears.

Man, last night I had to go work for my dad, it was like grinding bears.

by Celibate Hero February 5, 2010

buffer bars

device used with skill to shine an old vagina - similar to the tools to shine shoes

I fucked Jon Gosselin last night and had to used the buffer bars to clean my dirty pussy

by AJandKiawna November 12, 2009

Murdered in the face with bears

Phrase used as a verb. The use of mammals of the family Ursidae, (commonly known as bears) to cause a person death through violent acts primarily directed towards the face.

"Have you heard what happened to Sally?" "Yeah. Tragic. I heard she got murdered in the face with bears."

by KilleR R0b0T February 16, 2010

Bears

Greatest Football Team EVER

Da Bears are da greatest team ever

by Tom June 15, 2005

bad news bears

Adj: An unlucky or hopeless state of affairs.

My wife walking in and watching the baby sitter wipe my man goo from her chin was bad news bears.

by wordman April 14, 2003