blowjob sunday

Sunday May 17th. Always the day for blowjobs.
Dude you hang out with Debbie Sunday?
Ya it was blowjob sunday why wouldn't I?
by bobmarley89089724 May 12, 2009
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vacuum blowjob

A blowjob by either a male or female that feels like placing the penis inside a running vacuum. Includes excessive sucking noises and scrapes by the teeth.
Janey sucked me so hard and scraped the hell outta my penis. She gave me a Vacuum Blowjob
by Javier January 12, 2005
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blowjob cramp

a. When someones jaw muscles are sore from giving blowjobs all day long they get cramped up and their mouth hangs open without showing any teeth.

b. When someones mouth is open forming a perfect O, showing little or no teeth.
Dude, shut your mouth man, you look like you got a blowjob cramp!

Shuttup man, did you just see that girl? she was HOT!!!

yeah, but she saw your mouth open and kept on going didn't she?
by hypo April 17, 2008
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Blowjob Season

The time of the month when ones' spouse or sexual relation has a useless vagina.
Jermaine : 'Yo Andy, did you bang that chick the other night?'

Andy : 'Na man it's blowjob season, I got some head!'

Jermaine : 'Blowjob season is the best'
by FunkiestCoffee July 12, 2010
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blowjob hostage

The act of holding out from giving head for a period of time in order to get something in return, such as an apology or attention.
Ever since our fight, she has been holding me blowjob hostage. Dang man, better dump her.
by Dante-Alighieri February 08, 2011
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Nordic Blowjob

When a girl puts ice cubes in her mouth and gives you a blowjob.
Guy1: "Man, my girlfriend gave me a blowjob, and she had ice cubes in her mouth."
Guy2: "Yeah, a Nordic Blowjob."
by Erik Smarglesson August 08, 2009
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