{Ben is a hottie he likes to eat girls shoulders when he hugs them and always has a friend named Maddoc or Charley he is sporty and gets all the girls Ben has a 12 inch dick}
by tomthepussylegend May 23, 2019

a sad deplorable excuse for a human being that spends his free time doing the lamest shit that nobody understands. he spends his time chatting up random dudes that he meets and loses interest after a few days. afflicted with a severe case of commitment issues. will break up with you after getting bored of you. obsessed with politics and talks about nothing but politics. a condescending piece of shit who is a self-declared tea snob.
"hey ben, do you want to come watch a movie with us?"
ben: "sorry, i'm talking to this dude i have a 'thing' with and afterwards i'm going to my weird ass meeting for future political science majors"
"dude get a fucking life"
ben: "sorry, i'm talking to this dude i have a 'thing' with and afterwards i'm going to my weird ass meeting for future political science majors"
"dude get a fucking life"
by bitter&petty October 16, 2016

by Charley T June 24, 2007

One of the worlds most annoying people you could ever meet . Ben usually has a tiny penis and no personality. This person is stubborn , arrogant and very difficult to hang out with
John- I had to work with Ben yesterday in Business Studies
James- Holy shit .. I'm sorry , that sucks
James- Holy shit .. I'm sorry , that sucks
by TM-04-03-2000 March 6, 2017

by def.creator February 21, 2019
