Public Bathroom

Only used for desperate measures. From the outside it looks pleasant, but one foot in(or one nostril in) and a tidal wave of smells enter your respiratory system causing years and years of emotional and physical trauma to the lungs, gasping for air. Every door to every stall is broken, with either a lock that doesn't close all the way, or a lock that is so covered in grime so when the door is closed you're afraid of being locked in forever. Every toilet has some form of shit or piss stain on the toilet seat, so ladies, prepare for squats. The sinks are always automatic, so they either never work or they stop after running for two seconds. Also, the soap resembles that common smell of hospital soap. Who doesn't love smelling like that? Lastly, 99% of the time the paper towel holders are empty, so you're only option is using the dryer that pumps out mouthfuls of air while still managing to sound like a 42 ton truck driving at full speed.

I'm a mother of five children and I need to take a piss, oh goody a public bathroom!

by stumpytrumpy101 September 7, 2016

Group Bathroom

A bunch of homies going to the bathroom together and having a laugh, usually arranged in the middle of school.

"Hey Sahil, wanna have a group bathroom"

"Yeah sure, put it on the group chat so the other boys know where to come"

by Bossfish2002 March 3, 2019

clean the bathroom

another term for tossing salad.

While having sex, my girlfriend decided to clean the bathroom.

by spoogela January 16, 2010

Destroyed the bathroom

When someone smells up a bathroom so bad from taking a shit it makes other people gag when they enter.

I wouldn't go in there. Who ever it was took a really smelly dump and destroyed the bathroom!

by cpetkunas April 20, 2019

highschool bathroom

they don't exist only juul rooms exist

highschooler 1: ummm wheres the bathroom?
highschooler 2: whats a bathroom?
highschooler 1: a room with toliets…..
highschooler 2: OOOHHHHH YOU MEAN THE JUUL ROOM!

the highschool bathroom in a nutshell

by fucking help me March 23, 2019

School Bathroom

A school bathroom is a bathroom that smells like butter and the piss in the urinal is dark orange.

Jacob: "Dude, I got to shit."
Mason: "Nah bro, the school bathroom smells like butter"

by CertifiedBruhMoment December 21, 2019

public bathroom

Where senators go to end their careers.

The senator was reported to have had a wide stance in a public bathroom a.k.a. He's gay.

by Scyfersythe October 20, 2007