Bailout

A process by which a gigantic turd is pulled out of the toilet, stinking up the room and getting shit everywhere instead of simply being flushed.

I took a dump so large that I had to pull a Bailout. I wish I didn't.

by An ony mous December 9, 2008

Baileys' Law

Baileys' law states that:

Science = Magic

This law was first discovered on 8th of February 2010 by James Bailey in Westwood college, leek, england.

Mr Bailey is a fine student who's a fantastic chemist, biologist and physicist. He is also an English Language extraordinaire.
He first discovered the theory of magic in a chemistry class and realising that magic can explain everything, including the creation of the universe. He explained it to some teachers and fellow student who saw him as being retarded. But after many, many minutes proved his discovery by answering a question with 'magic', proving that magic was a possible answer.

Mrs Blake: 'What is the answer to this equation then james?'
James: 'Magic'
Mrs Blake: 'excuse me?'
James: 'it is. Baileys' law says so'

by Baileys' Law February 8, 2010

Master Bait N' Switch

When at an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP), hoping for a Happy Ending (ie: someone else will Master Bait you!) and they switch Masseusses on you. You start off with "Rub Mi Ping" the 23yr old Chinese gymnist, and once she sees you are "up" for it, sez she'll be right back. In comes Dragon Lady, 45+yrs old, to "upsell" you a Hand Job. Unless you want to walk out with a 2x4 in your pants and a set of Blue Balls glowing in the dark, you give in, soiling the sheets and your soul!
(at least for an hour, then you're horny again!!)

Guy1: That AMP has some fine lookin' Masseusses but they pull the Master Bait N' Switch on you!

Guy2: WTF? No way!!

Guy1: Yeah, a tight little Korean had my Timber all that, then they switched in Granny Oakley at the end to finish me off.

Guy2: STFU I'm gonna Blow my lunch!

by Touched Fondly February 5, 2007

Bailer

A type of person that says they can do something, but when the time comes to meet up with the person that invited them to the event, they make up some lame ass excuse to why they can't come.

Person 1: Can you make it to the target center for the Ozzy concert this evening at 6?
Person 2: Totally dude.

*at 6:05 PM*
Person 2: *calls person 1 on his cell* sorry dude I can't make it, my dog has toenail fungus and I need to bring him to the vet
Person 1: okay *hangs up* God I know so many fucking bailers!

by Nekocatz November 21, 2007

Bailey

One of the most amazing friends anybody could have:)

Bailey is always there for me!

by qwertyqazwsxedc June 13, 2011

bait and bitch

A strategy extant in gender feminist culture designed to bait men into responding to a woman's charm, and then ridiculing them for reacting, thus "teaching" them to not react.

His friendly "I'd like to get to know you" overture met with a bait and bitch lecture.

by Victor Cobblepot October 29, 2014

bait post

A bait post is an obvious "troll" post made by someone to piss off or "trigger" people who are stupid enough to take it seriously and laugh at their reactions.

"Ha, this guy took my bait post! Look at his hilariously butt hurt comment!"

by Alex McMemer September 17, 2016