Andrew

a man with a very very small penis. im talkin pinky nail status

you call that a penis? Andrew.

by ballsack152 April 24, 2010

Andrew

A gay shit that should kill himself

O look it’s andrew I heard he should kill him self

by Hatemaster69 September 6, 2019

Andrew

Andrew is a complete asshole who asks for nudes but always ends up getting rejected. Andrew is the type of guy that would stay a virgin till he was around 50 because no one wants to be around him and his fucked up teeth, he fights with girls and makes fun of them till he realizes he fucked up hes chances of getting nudes and tries to fix it, and fails

Andrew: Aye, ____ send nudes
Girl: Hell no
Andrew: Why
Girl: You ugly asf

by DontMessWithMyFriends July 12, 2017

Andrew

A person who your friends think are tall, dark, and handsome, which you don't see.

Not all Andrews are Jewish.

Person 1: Which Andrew?
Person 2: There's only one Andy.
Person 1: I'm pretty sure there's two Andrews.
Person 2: You know... Tall, dark, handsome...
Person 1: What?
Person 2: Jewish...
Person 1: Oh. That Andrew.

by Zoe Anne Chua Kaw February 24, 2008

Andrew

Andrew is a very likable person. He has a beautiful smile and eyes that will take your breath away. He is very athletic and smart. Sometimes he can be immature and inappropriate, but that is all the reason to love him more. He can be your greatest hello but your worst goodbye. He will always keep you guessing. He can completely hurt your feelings without noticing, but it's only because he doesn't hold back whats on his mind. He will never bore you. There is always something to do with him. Even if that means talking for hours about nothing. Sometimes you get scared that you might lose him because there is something about him that no one else has. Andrew will always leave something there to remind you of how great he is. But, the only down side to Andrew is that he has a hard time letting you in. He will be there for you, but it's difficult for you to be there for him. Maybe it's because he has walls built up or maybe it's that fact that he doesn't have a care in the world. Whatever it is, something makes him shut off. Andrew is a very special soul. He will make you love him. He will catch your attention like no other and he will take the biggest piece of your heart. Andrew will make you happy, and he'll make you laugh. He's different. He's a little crazy and kinda awkward. But, his beautiful smile and gorgeous eyes alone can make your day.

"Sometimes I wish I could tell Andrew how much I cared about him, but I can't... I guess I'm just afraid of his reaction."

by I Almost Do April 20, 2013

Andrew

Pokemon-loving, sweet, caring, kind, AWESOMEEE, sensitive, funny, can sing, loves Inception... And is the best BFFFL that anyone could ask for <3

Losing a friend like Andrew would kill me. I'm sorry.

by Paulalalalina April 8, 2011

Andrew

N.--Nasty, Creepy, Greasy Stalker. Will typically be found in the halls of your average, everyday high school, sulking around, leaving a trail of grease behind him. An Andrew has no friends, like literally none, although he will try to trick himself into believing he does. To get rid of an Andrew, you may actually have to leave the country, or kill yourself, but I would go with leaving the country, because without a hott girl to obsess over, an Andrew has nothing to live for. Therefore, he may pull a Romeo and Juliet and follow you into death, which would suck.

V.-- Act of sexually molesting a poor, defenseless dog.

1) Girl 1: Run for your life! It's Andrew!
Girl 2: Careful not to slip in his grease!


2) Ugly guy: I'm really horny, but I'm too ugly to get a girl, so I'm gonna go Andrew.

by Kay Ceee April 10, 2009