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Very fun person to be around. He is great to talk to and takes insults very well. He usually keeps to himself but sees friends frequently. He is not afraid to take from others but usually returns the favor. He always dreams big and recognizes himself as a capable person. He makes everyone around him feel good and would heal people for a living if he could, but he is too lazy.
Wow, look at that guy's glasses. He's Andre.
Andre by iloveapples225 January 8, 2023
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There are not enough words in the world to describe an Andre. He commonly refers to as fine or handsome but can also be called cute every now and then. Once you find an Andre, keep him because he prioritizes his woman over everything else. Even after breaking up his love won't sway. It won't be the same, but it'll still be there. Andre's are typically freakish athlete, naturally being good at every sport he does. He is also good at things like music and art. He is just an all around catch, and is humor is unmatched. He can have you still laughing at jokes that he made weeks ago. And he isn't much of a romantic but if you peak his interest, there's no mountain he won't move for you. So if you get an Andre, even as a friend, hold on to him because that's an asset to valuable to lose.
Andre look fine asffff
Andre by the real chicken man January 31, 2023
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Andre by wasasasap February 20, 2023
A guy who can be very gentle and sweet but also very bossy. He is very cute and will make you laugh very often.
Girl: "DId you see that new guy? I think someone said his name is Andre"
Other Girl: "Maybe I'll ask him if he wants to be friends"
Andre by kiwilover456 February 27, 2023
A man with a big dick and hella money and bitches
Person 1: Hello, my name is Andre
Person 2: Hello Andre, I bet you have a big dick and hella money and bitches
Andre by SaggyBoobies69420 February 28, 2023
A man who is so fucking hot, if you meet one you need to try and get him to fuck you. He has one of the largest dicks in the world
Andre is so hot
Andre by Andre's#1fan November 6, 2023
Andre is a little bitch who will always complain about everything and is a huge qeer, turns gay guys straight and shriveles up when touched.

If you try to have an intelligent conversation with it, it will tell you that you are wrong no matter what and it will start insulting you if it can't think of anything else. If you tell him something factual, he will reply with emotions of complete bullshit.
"Hey is that Andre"
"Yeah stay away or it might start bitching at you"
Andre by The guy that says hi November 16, 2023