anchlamon

it's a word that means annoying + lame + chicken.

Zach is an anchlamon.

Kim is supercool, she's not an anchlamon.

by kimmmmonn April 20, 2010

Anchor

Verb: To cover a "floater" with an additional length of toilet paper in order to make it flush.

Noun: A length of toilet paper strategically layered on top of a "floater" so that the next flush will drag it down.

V. I had to anchor a three-flush floater to finally get it to go down.
N. Sometimes you just need a good anchor to drag down stubborn floaters.

by Scoddy71 November 22, 2014

Anchor

The act of fingering a girl so hard that your whole fist slides in and out of know where the person doing the fingering spreads their hand and pulls out fast. The hand will end up getting caught towards the end and will be stuck unless a painful procedure is done to remove the anchored hand.

You won't believe what happened to me last night. It was so embarrassing, Jack anchored me so hard we had to go to the hospital...it took four specialists to get his hand out.

by Anch0rman December 13, 2015

Andover Anchovy Afficionado

A dyke. A lesbian. Originates from the smell of anchovies that often exudes from the vagina of an andovian scale-sucker.

No way is she straight dude, she's proper rank, a real Andover Anchovy Afficionado.

by Jibber July 5, 2006

Swallow The Anchor

to suck ones cock and swallow the sucked off persons jizzism, regardless how rank or disgusting it may seem because you want to be polite and just get the fuck out of there

Alan: Hey there Billy man last night was fun, huh?
Billy: Hell yeah man, you sucked me clean, no homo.
Alan: Well it wasn't that great for me man, I really had to swallow the anchor.
Billy: Really? Well tough shit man, lets get drunk and shoot wolves from the back of my truck at night!
Alan: Sounds good, then I will tell you about all these imaginary bitches I have fucked in my time.
Billy: Yeah well now sounds like Im gonna have to swallow the anchor this time!

by sexy twat McCunt January 17, 2008

anchor

Refering to a mans body hair style, the anchor goes across the chest, down from the neck and around up the arse crack completing the shape of an anchor.

Does your boyfriend have lots of body hair?
Yeah hes got an anchor.

by Rob n Emma February 2, 2008

Anchovie Paste

1. a female bat that is a superhero by night, and an insane bowling employee by day
2. an expression used to one to many astronomers over the last decade leaving them tared and feathered and attached to a burning pile of sausage
3. a Russian kind of tubeware party (also affiliated with a ruler collection)

That Anchovie Paste is gonna travel to the Anchovie Paste with that astronomer guy (imatating) Anchovie Paste

by Dunky McFry May 3, 2003