alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik

A long name for a male

Hey! Did you hear what Alexander nikolas zander oliver vance alan kozik said to that girl?

by Anzovak'sCuteGrill June 11, 2018

Alan

the most perfect guy you will ever meet. he has such a kind soul and has a big heart. he’s so amazing. i love him so much. there are no words that can explain how much i love him. i love your smile alan. your personality is just what tops everything off. over 7 billion people and you’re the only one i want. you’re the best. i love you more than life itself😕

Alan is the best guy you’ll ever meet in the whole world

by -you know😕 March 16, 2022

Alan

Alan is the greatest guy I have ever met. Even thought he can seem a bit serious at first, he is actually very funny and will do anything to cheer you up when u have a bad day. He’s my bestfriend and I know I can count on him any time I need to.

- My best friend is an Alan.
- OMG you are so lucky!!

by katrn November 23, 2021

Alan Elterman

Amazing, smart, god

his kids will be amazing and he looks even better.
Loved forever and ever

Brittney elterman and Alan Elterman made beautiful kids named carter and ava

by BrittneyE. August 12, 2011

Alan

Alan is a lost soul, who doesn’t want anything serious and leads people on

Alan is a mean person

by Mysticmoon916 May 25, 2025

Alan the kidney tickler Guzman

He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.

Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.

by Mr tickler January 29, 2020

alan

anal with the syllables reversed.
oft mistaken for a name.

sometimes used as a synonym for squill

wrong:
guy 1: hey alan wanna go see a movie?
Alan: why are you calling me anal?
correct:
one must always hang a scrunchie on the door when having an alan party
also correct:
that alan bought a giraffe

by prophet of the word god August 3, 2021