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Anglo saxon chlamydia

Do you think the anglo saxons played bean boozle?
No i think they were more preocupied with anglo saxon chlamydia...
by courgettebluebellsandmore November 28, 2023
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Aggro

In the game Mechabellum, aggro is the art of pushing an opponents tower with a view to taking it down as quickly as possible. This is normally achieved by playing an asymmetric formation with forced pressed up against the front line.
RAT plays aggro every single time he plays Mechabellum and he's one of the best players in the world.
by PigeonStrangler March 28, 2024
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Aggot-fay

Kevin: Do you want to go to the park?
Mark: Sorry, I have a date with my boyfriend.
Kevin: Hat-way ay aggot-fay!
by Stray_Hair48 May 12, 2024
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agelovely

You looked clapped but good for your age.
That person is agelovely.
by FantumTax June 19, 2024
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Anglo-Saxon Lion

An ancient symbol under the context of a very heroic and honorary creature of European-Caucasian descent. Usually used in various contexts by White Supremacists.
Person 1: “Man i’m tired of this immigration happening in this country. I wish someone could do something about it!”

Person 2: “Don’t worry! I heard that the Anglo-Saxon lion is awakening right now, and he’s about to shake the entire world!”
by onetenth June 27, 2024
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Aglomph

When a fleshlight is so crusty with old semon that it is completly unusable and is in need to be thrown away. Much to the enjoyer's dismay.
Why can't Jon throw away his aglomph already?
by Benjamin Ashby III June 30, 2024
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Aggron

So, what's your favorite Pokémon?

FUCK YOU, NOBODY CARES

BECAUSE IT SURE AS SHIT ISN'T AS AWESOME

AS THIS HERE AGGRON

LOOK AT THIS BAD MOTHERFUCKER

Aggron is basically what you'd get if you put steel-plating on a dinosaur. WHAT TRAINER WOULDN'T WANT A FUCKING STEEL-PLATED DINOSAUR?! Check this shit out: Aggron's not only a steel type, but he's a rock type. Those are like the two most badass types in the game. this nigga's tougher than diamonds. Diamonds are a girl's best friend? FUCK THAT SHIT, give your girl an Aggron for her birthday - she'll suck your dick on the spot, guaranteed.

794 POUNDS OF BRICKSHITTING AMAZEMENT

What does your pokémon cat? Berries? Poffins? Man-made shit from a bowl? AGGRON EATS IRON, BITCH. STRAIGHT FROM THE FUCKING GROUND. Not only that, but he claims an entire mountain as his own and beats down any punk bitches that try to step on his turf. And he'll even fix up his territory by planting trees everywhere and shit. HELL YEAH. SAVE THE EARTH YOU FUCKING HIPPIE!

NOW HOLD ON TO YOUR ASS, CAUSE HERE COMES SOME TECHNICAL SHIT

So Aggron's got this move called head smash. It's pretty much the manliest move ever - he headbutts your weak-ass pokémon at fall force with his fuckawesome steel spikes and shit. The move has 150 base power, Aggron has 110 base attack, and his ability rock head prevents recoil damage. What this means in non-pokefag is that AGGRON WILL FUCK. YOUR. SHIT. BACKWARDS.
What's that? He's too slow? Better watch what you say faggot, cause Aggron just used rock polish and is jettin' around your ass like motherfucking Sonic. But this ain't no faggot ass hedgehog. this is the motherfucking Aggron, ready to kick your ass to hell and back. Think you can exploit Aggron weaknesses? THINK AGAIN, ASSHOLE. Aggron's ready to metal burst your pussy attacks right back at you And as if that wasn't enough badassery to last a lifetime. Aggron can also support the rest of the faggots on his team with shit like thunder wave, roar, stealth rock, fuck I don't even know, All I know is you need to

GET YOURSELF A GODDAMN AGGRON
by TheRuszard November 28, 2024
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