A towel, or other absorbent material, used to protect a bed, bench, chair, etc., from the residue moisture left over on one's posterior after a shower, bath, or swim. The towel acts much like a coaster that is used to protect furniture, except this time it's protecting the bed from your wet butt.
"Can't you please use a butt coaster" said Jean, after I got our bed wet by sitting directly on it after coming out of the shower.
by PoorDavid October 13, 2013
Get the butt coastermug. When you're at the point where you can't trust your farts anymore because you might shit yourself. Usually results in painted toilet bowls and sweaty moments on the can.
by The Scariest Butt April 7, 2023
Get the Scary buttmug. A condition of the butthole that can occur during defecation. An instance when your rectum continues to supply feces no matter how much you wipe.
The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.
The imagery is that wiping yourself is as useless as rubbing toilet paper across the top of a marker. No matter how many times you wipe it it just keeps making its' mark.
1. Man! I thought I'd never get out of that stall, I was pulling a total butt marker!
2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.
2. I pulled a butt marker this morning, I ran out of toilet paper and just used a wash cloth.
by iapologizemom May 16, 2014
Get the Butt Markermug. 1) The character from Borderlands 2, a pony made completely out of diamond by Handsome Jack, the game's Antagonist.
2) A man who has lots of anal sex with other men, the male version of "pussy-hound"
2) A man who has lots of anal sex with other men, the male version of "pussy-hound"
1) My favorite character from Borderlands is Butt Stallion.
2) He has had a lot of sex with other guys, that butt stallion.
2) He has had a lot of sex with other guys, that butt stallion.
by Mr_met November 2, 2015
Get the butt stallionmug. by Yoyo_Here September 14, 2015
Get the mid buttmug. Some one who does anything to get their boss/co-worker/asshole friends to like them. Also someone who should be punched in the jaw.
by JessicaLynn April 11, 2007
Get the butt kissermug. A Butt Commando is a homosexual male that sneaks up behind heterosexual men and sneakily pulls their pants down forcing their cock inside their anus. After a man has been the victim of sexual harassment by a butt commando they are scarred for life and tend to wear tighter pants.
Man 1: Dude you won't believe this but I saw a short, sneaky, butt commando in the street the other day.
Man 2: Woah man did he sneak up on anyone?
Man 1: Yeah he sneaked up on this muscular business man and pulled down his pants whilst the dude was on the phone and managed to penetrate the dude's ass for a few seconds before he noticed.
Man 2: What did he do after?
Man 1: He just turned around and ran away fast.
Man 2: What a Butt Commando.
Man 2: Woah man did he sneak up on anyone?
Man 1: Yeah he sneaked up on this muscular business man and pulled down his pants whilst the dude was on the phone and managed to penetrate the dude's ass for a few seconds before he noticed.
Man 2: What did he do after?
Man 1: He just turned around and ran away fast.
Man 2: What a Butt Commando.
by goldenfinch January 4, 2014
Get the Butt Commandomug.