Alyssa

Cutest girl ever. Her brown hair matches the color of her eyes and her smile is as magical as a constellation in the night sky. However, her outward beauty is nothing compared to that of her personality. She loves making friends and talking to new people. She is nice to everyone and helps those who she sees are in need of it. If one is lucky enough to get her to like them, one should thank God, the Buddha, Zeus, and Odin for all I care that they were the one that she fell for. She is a treasure to the lives of everyone she comes in contact with. She is the most amazing and beautiful thing to ever exist.

Person 1: Dude I'm dating Alyssa

Person 2: OMG I'm so happy for you dude make her happy alright? If you break her heart, the world will go dark. Congrats mate

by MLG Florida Man February 15, 2021

Alyssa

Literally the best whale to ever be seen swimming the oceans. and seen stealing your food whenever you turn your head.

Wow, whos the fat one stealing all the food?
That there is Alyssa.

by Fish_Scientist April 4, 2021

Alyssa

1. A perfect human. Alyssa will become the reason that you are happy. A wonderful person to be around and often turns pink. Alyssa also smiles very large which will also make you smile very large. 2. Keyboard Warrior.

Alyssa, you are so perfect!
Wow Alyssa, i love ur big smile!"

by urmumlololol March 10, 2022

Alyssa

Satins Spawn - Child who feels entitles to anything and everything. Knows it all. Will talk but NEVER listen to others opinion or thoughts.

Evil child named Alyssa...

by Satan spawns cookies August 15, 2017

Alyssa

the dumbest girl you’ll ever meet. She looks so sweet and innocent but once you get close to her, she’ll stab you right in the back.

She’s only doing this because she doesnt want to be lonely. What an Alyssa!

by Krysantgimum December 18, 2017

Alyssa

A huge whore that you can wear like a hat

Damn that girl alyssa is so loose I can wear her like a hat

by Cdaddy45 January 16, 2018

Alyssa

So beautiful and her eyes are perfect! Obsessed with popularity yet acts if she does not. Dresses casual cause she doesn’t care. Some people wanna be her but if they knew her they wouldn’t feel this way. Always making other people laugh. She gives you mixed emotions.

Damn that girls fake

Who?alyssa?

Hell yeah who else

by Ohern March 15, 2018