by YuOfTheNight December 13, 2018
The very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and shit your pants.
Guy 1: I entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily I got to the bathroom in time
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...
by Jorisim October 18, 2015
Refers to the action of completing a task immediately after it’s assigned. Opposite of last minute
If referring to a person who always does it first minute you can coin them as a first minuter
If referring to a person who always does it first minute you can coin them as a first minuter
by weirdbitch527 January 28, 2022
The time it takes to respond to a non-urgent internet message, ranging anywhere from 10 minutes to up to six months after receiving the message
Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger
Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger
by ActionManly June 22, 2021
by Wmbarnes01 September 24, 2015
A unit of measurement that is an exaggeration of the actual time. A single pancake minute can be anywhere from 5 actual minutes to an hour.
by brakeman March 18, 2007
an extremely cheap person avoiding using their cell phone minutes until they have free minutes after 9 and on weekends.
bob: hey whats up? can you talk?
bill: i would man but my minute aint free. call me back after 9!
bob: you are such a minute minimizer dude...
bill: i would man but my minute aint free. call me back after 9!
bob: you are such a minute minimizer dude...
by Jackie Dtm November 18, 2007