Dusty cunt

An old, barely-used, dry husk of a vagina. Pray you never encounter one.

Pat exposed her dusty cunt at the senior center and caused the maintenance crew to emerge with their Hoovers.

by spittingzombie September 03, 2018

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Dusty crumpet

A dusty little fucker who has problems like a box of old ass crumpets

Your such a dusty crumpet

by Pew.pew.pew.alpaca April 24, 2016

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Dusty Brian

1. An increasingly and unbearably slow speed of thought, as a result of a witty criticism so intense said victim is left speechless.

2. A "so's your face" moment.

"Sally totally had a dusty brian when Oliver told her she punched like a little girl."

by Fraddence September 11, 2010

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Doing the dusty

Doing the dirty but you are old.

Damn I was workin last night bringing these old folk their meds and they were doing the dusty.

by Smas8 January 03, 2021

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dusty brush

When you know you have to take a dump, but you really have to fart, and you fart not quite enough to poo your pants. It's a close call to actually shitting.

I really had to fart and it ended up being a dusty brush. Now I need a bathroom.

by back2basics November 20, 2016

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