Dry BJ

A blowjob given after consuming a sleeve of saltine crackers.

Also known as "cracker barrel" "cracker chowder" and "cottonmouth bj"

"Man, my lady gave me a dry bj last night that had me chowdering in seconding."

by SparkleSmartyPants June 23, 2018

BJ

Some hard ass pussyslayer

BJ fucks major vagina

by Bj69ninesker June 27, 2018

Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.

Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.

by phikus October 3, 2018

Porcelain BJ

The intimate fluid deposition you have with the toilet after having waayyy too much to drink.

Jake: Damn, bro, your knees are fucked up! Give too much head last night?!

Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.

by phikus October 3, 2018

BJ

simply the name "Bobby John"

Sup BJ

by Wild_Lil_Horse June 29, 2019

2015 ICONIC BJ

see stupid inside joke

Man: "did you know about that 2015 ICONIC BJ"

Man 2: "dude you’re stupid, clearly B Gilly accidentally made a typo ugh."

by PhantomOfTheLight July 1, 2019

BJ

A bald man who is named Joe. He also happens to be bald.

That's a wet BJ right there.

by Darkhunter July 13, 2019