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Yanking off

When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
by anonymous July 4, 2024
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Yacolt Yank

A term used when removing a stuck vehicle very aggressively, using a chain, cable or rope. Usually resulting in either the vehicle being removed or causing damage. Essentially the vehicle pulling will punch the gas while trying to remove the stuck one.
Randy got his Ford stuck in a ditch and I gave him the ol' Yacolt Yank to get him out !
by StihlSlinger August 14, 2024
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Yank and Spank Foreplay

When you and your shawty (Girl) or freind (guy) jerk off while spanking your ass at the same time. Must be in group setting!
Yo bro Kaeden & Josh are yank and spank foreplaying”
by Ooocaba April 11, 2025
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Stank Yank

I was in the bathroom and got the urge.. so I did a stank yank and took care of it
by Sadistic _Ahole October 1, 2025
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Yanking your leash

Similar to "keep on a short leash". Yanking someone's leash means to verbally admonish them, usually constantly and for things that don't warrant it. Often done until the person whose leash is being yanked stops acting or talking a certain way and loses a part of what made them themselves. This is often associated with a controlling relationship.

Derived from the concept of pulling on a dogs leash when he tries to go somewhere or do something that the owner doesn't approve of.

See also: Pussy whipped

Not to be confused with: Yanking your chain
Husband: *innocent joke*

Wife: Do you always have to do this? You are humiliating me, you're so insensitive, that joke was not okayandblablablablablablabla

Husband: I'm sorry, dear.

Husband's friend: Damn bro, she's really yanking your leash!
by Asmartfella May 13, 2024
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The act of yanking ones chain

To "pull someone's leg" or pull a joke over on someones
I really just yanked Ellie barkleys chain!

That is the act of yanking ones chain
by Jmoneyjmoneyjmoney February 14, 2024
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wicked yank

a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together

"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out
"hey man how was your weekend"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"
by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 21, 2024
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