volcano taco

A very hot taco, sold at Taco Bell.

"I really like to eat volcano tacos."

by Jessiclaw January 02, 2008

Tacos at midnight

The act of straddling your partner's face, wrapping your scrotum completely around their nose to prevent nasal breathing and farting into their open mouth.

Everything was going great with this girl until I tried tacos at midnight on her. I didn't think it would be a wet one.

by tsotg December 31, 2014

Taco Monday

Used ironically to describe an urgent situation or important occasion.

It's Taco Monday officer, I wouldn't drive & dial unless it was important. fiasco fire drill bomb threat 911 emergency

by That_one_girl__ September 04, 2009

Tainted taco

Results of a female wiping back to front.

Suzie sure has alot of yeast infections. She probaly has a tainted taco from wiping her ass the wrong way.

by carlspumpkin June 17, 2009

taco cheese

same as "Yeast Infection"

What's a matter honey, too much cheese on the taco.

by spankme March 17, 2003

Taco

Sexual intercourse between a man and a women. "When he puts his beef in her taco."

Random Generic Guy # 1: Hey man, what are you doing later tonight?
Random Generic Guy # 2: Oh I'm just going to have a taco with my girl friend.

Random Generic Guy # 1: Dude, I Did Not Need To Know That!

Random Generic Guy # 2: Hey man, you taco with your girl friend too.

by the_under_dog August 08, 2007

taco rot

when you get a hard shell taco to go, but the shell is destroyed by the moisture in the packaging.

dude, i was pumped to eat my taco when i got home, but couldn't because it had severe taco rot

by andrewisawesome July 21, 2011