by Jessiclaw January 11, 2008

It's Taco Monday officer, I wouldn't drive & dial unless it was important. fiasco fire drill bomb threat 911 emergency
by That_one_girl__ September 3, 2009

The act of straddling your partner's face, wrapping your scrotum completely around their nose to prevent nasal breathing and farting into their open mouth.
Everything was going great with this girl until I tried tacos at midnight on her. I didn't think it would be a wet one.
by tsotg December 30, 2014

Suzie sure has alot of yeast infections. She probaly has a tainted taco from wiping her ass the wrong way.
by carlspumpkin June 17, 2009

same as "Yeast Infection"
by spankme March 17, 2003

by andrewisawesome July 22, 2011

by DizzyLizzy January 30, 2007
