diced pineapple

You should eat diced pineapples to make your pussy taste better.

eat some diced pineapples baby, yo punjabi taste like old filet o fish

by Sexay mama August 30, 2013

pineapple fritter

slang for "up the shitter"

"I'm going to wind it up her pineapple fritter tonight. She'll love it don't you think Tarquin"

by Ring Commander Bear (HnD) December 9, 2004

Squishy Pineapples

Clenching onto a male's balls and squezzing so hard they pop.

My girlfriend told me if I dumped her, that she would gove me "Squishy Pineapples".

by Darkbuol94/Megatrousers94 September 11, 2009

The Pineapple Incident

an insanely hilarious episode of the TV show how i met your mother in which Ted does 5 shots, gets super drunk and cant remember how he got home with a girl and a pineapple in his bed.

The Pineapple Incident is the funniest episode of How I Met Your Mother!

by psychopathickitties December 27, 2008

Pineapple Sunrise

Waking up first thing in the morning, from sleeping on your back, to your sex partner's butthole in close proximity to your face whilst they urinate on your stomach. Also known as a Hawaiian Alarm Clock, a Waikiki Wake-up Call, and an Anal Aloha.

Whilst on holiday in the American-Hawaiian islands with my man-servant, Wellington, I felt a trifle of warm liquid upon my mid-section. Much to my surprise, twas Wellington's mudhole I spied, mere centimeteres from my coutenance as he delivered unto me a jolly-good Pineapple Sunrise. What-ho!

by Lord Worthington Terdholm August 10, 2009

Pineapple Penis

1-2 weeks after shaving your pubes/base of dick. The hairs remind you of the pricks on a pineapple, resulting in a pineapple penis.

I pulled down my boyfriends pants to see that he had a serious case of pineapple penis so i gave him a razor and told him to shave it.

by TheKingofHerPleasure November 21, 2011

Pineapple Juice

A good place to hide your G strings

Makes Your Cum taste sweet!

MMMMMM sweet taste like pineapple juice

by Sweetandsalty291 October 16, 2019