Kev Hammer

Omg did you see Kev Hammer
She: I was like wow

Girl 2: 😍
by Iwantkevhammer August 02, 2018
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harry hammer

When a man's pubic hair is longer than his penis.
No chick wants to suck me off because of my harry hammer!
by Artemus_Cain July 09, 2009
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shit-hammered

A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.
Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!

So thats why i threw up this morning.
by roachmotel145 November 20, 2010
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Hammer beast

A person that is the best at something. The beast of beasts!
Have you even seen him draw? He's a hammer beast! His talent is incredible!
by Skateboard April 19, 2017
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The Hammer of Thor

A form of Cock and Ball Torture where one is strapped naked outside during a thunderstorm and has a lightning rod inserted into the urethra. Should a bolt of lightning strike it, they achieve the power of Thor.
Simp 1: “bruh my girl is gonna give me The Hammer of Thor if it rains tonight.”
Simp 2: “don’t fucking talk to me dude.”
by Monkey Shagger May 01, 2020
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Bitch Hammer

The hammer I kill bitches with. Any device or means to shut a bitch the fuck up! An over the top reply to the nagging bitch that is always present. An all purpose cock that always gets the job done.
"When Barrack finally grew tired of that dykes complaints over sexism he dropped the bitch hammer on her."
"Michele Bachman needs to be nailed with a bitch hammer"
"Every time that cunt opens her mouth I either reach for my cock or the bitch hammer to shut her up."
"No one could stand Amy's friend Rachel until Adam grudge fucked her with a bitch hammer.
by Scarcazim October 09, 2013
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hammer speak

To be absolutely fucked up by a bitch with a hammer. And you yell ow and fuck repeatedly
Hammer speak Bang! Ow fuck owoowowowowowowowowowowfuck
by Ugandan fuckles February 20, 2019
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