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footrub-fix

A temporary state of bleary-eyed contentment dat a mushy-hearted dude wif a major foot-fetish experiences after having majorly massaged da warm pliable shapely tootsies of one or more cute gals for extended periods. Said swimmy-brained satisfaction can also be assisted/extended if one or more of said blinky-eyed sweeties jerks/sucks him off during said delightful tactile-activity encounters, as well, so dat he doesn't still suffer wif a raging boner afterwards.
Guy, as he's leaving a group of amusedly-smiling hot chicks after warmly/gratefully thanking them for their having obligingly "allowed him inside their sandals": "There --- I've gotten my footrub-fix for the day! So now I can more-serenely go on about my errands around town, without constantly wanting to grab every pretty barefoot-or-flipflops-wearing young lady I see, plop her startled/bewildered self down on a nearby bench or grassy lawn, and totally burnish the calluses off of her lovely toes and slender arches with my thirsting hands!"
by QuacksO January 26, 2023
mugGet the footrub-fixmug.

Feed-fix

Acquiring food when you are really hungry
I'm really hungry and need a Feed-fix
by Butterflymorph28 August 6, 2021
mugGet the Feed-fixmug.

Caps Lock Fix

A obscure combination of keys that programming IDE's use for debugging. This typically consists of pressing caps lock, escape 3 times and then caps lock again.
Guy1: "Aw man my code won't work!"
Guy2: "Have you tried the Caps Lock Fix?"
by BarneyTh3D1no December 10, 2024
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Fix your own life before doing anything abstract

"Stay trapped in your solipsistic sphere of influence so I can wield the horde at my discretion and influence politicians and public policies even though I'm a charlatan who had a mental breakdown after obfuscating whether or not I believed in God and publicly denied a plea for help and a genius deconstructed my propositional ethic and demonstrated publicly that I'm full of shit" ~ Dr. Jordan Benazir Peterson
Dr. JeepJorp "Fix your own life before doing anything abstract."

Hym "Nothing to fix. The only thing wrong with my life is that I'm not being given the credit I'm due. And that's a matter of other people violating the tenets of THEIR propositional ethic to deny me."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
mugGet the Fix your own life before doing anything abstractmug.

West Virginia Fix-It

Duct tape. Slapped on by West Virginians to fix everything.
Jimmy had a hole in his truck tire, so he slapped some West Virginia Fix-It on it.
by CLE ent November 20, 2018
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