The action of not showing up, to a pre-set meeting or event. The use of an emoticon to symbolize the action of flop saucing may also be acceptable.
by ro.sniper April 07, 2016
by FlipperMan November 18, 2016
When an obese person (generally male) bits the Keg hose up his anus and proceeds to belly flop into a pile of vomit.
by BGBRLY December 06, 2019
When a man takes his dick and smacks it against a woman’s face while screaming, “Where’s the lamb sauce” in Gordon Ramsey’s voice
by Shrhsuwhdhr May 04, 2021
by yikeswhatshappening December 01, 2015
Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky July 18, 2007