Birthday

Today's the day
That your mom's vag was on display
Your fat fuck-face slipped

I went to CVS and bought the first card I saw
It said congrats on that Torah reading
Fucking mazel tov

Why do we even celebrate your birthday

by Alex+Jaz October 8, 2019

Hippie Birthday

A wild and raucous birthday celebration. You do not necessarily need to wear tie-dyed clothing though.

You are normally a suit & tie kind of person and this is the birthday where you let your freak flag fly!

Hippie Birthday Girl now take that aquarium off your head or the fish are going to die!

by ReyMon! November 19, 2010

Happy birthday

Something the litty kitty squad says to wish people a good birthday when sometimes it’s not their birthday

Riley: happy birthday J.R.
J.R.: Thanks Riley you too

by Litty kitty squads November 11, 2018

coal birthday

A coal birthday is when the first two numbers of your birthday is the age your turning.

“i was born in 2000” your coal birthday was in 2020!

by 🥎🔛🔝 February 27, 2023

plastic birthday

celebrating the person on your fake i.d.'s birthday

"you guys, my plastic birthday's coming up, party?"

"The birthday on my fake id is feb. 16, i'm going to get fucked up under his/her name...it's my plastic birthday"

by sultans_of_pdx February 5, 2010

Birthday ranch

A mans ejaculate

"You know you want some birthday ranch girl"

by Aman54 September 13, 2016

birthday boned

An expression used to term birthday sex.

"Ah well that is why she hadn't answered her phone! She was getting birthday boned!"

by Clementilly December 24, 2013