by Kabab MAN September 30, 2020
Get the Trump Humpmug. by Rudy S. January 5, 2009
Get the Lamb Humpedmug. (n.) High sex driven person who is capable of having a nearly endless sexual session without feeling tired
"Hey, I've heard that geeky nerdy weirdo from Maths class is such a Forrest Hump.. who would've thought right?!"
by ilsa chinaski June 1, 2017
Get the Forrest Humpmug. A rhythmic, caressing, up and down motion.
by Fuzzy Pete March 5, 2014
Get the Smooth Humpmug. The super-hero power of butt dialing someone while having sex. Hump dialing is considered a super power because during regular intercourse, the phone should reasonably not be being held by either of the parties involved.
If this happens:
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed
"Hey man, what's up?"
"Ooh! Ooh!"
"Hello?"
*sex noises*
You've just been hump dialed
by El Janitor May 19, 2013
Get the Hump Dialedmug. Noun or Verb: Inspired by Quasimodo. An obstacle or “hunchback” (if you will) that unexpectedly screws up your routine. Almost as if your day was going to be straight, i.e. your predetermined plan or a normal person’s spine, until some happiness offender throws metaphoric garbage in your path. Quasimodo had to get over looking like Streganonna, performing manual labor (probably without disability compensation), and living in the hot gypsy friend-zone. If no one threw him a quasi-hump he would have AT LEAST been an option on “Which Disney Prince Would You Marry”, and worst case scenario tied with the Beast. Aka the equivalent of a 400-pound creature with excessive body hair.
1. I was killing it on the dance floor until the DJ quasi-humped my night by turning on Nickelback.
2. Took a bite of a “chocolate chip” cookie.. Oatmeal raisin. Total quasi-hump.
2. Took a bite of a “chocolate chip” cookie.. Oatmeal raisin. Total quasi-hump.
by ModoMere December 2, 2015
Get the Quasi-humpmug. by SuezeeSmurd January 5, 2019
Get the happy humpingmug.