brown mountain

a brown mountain is when you shit on someones head and sculpt their hair into a mountain with the shit

I gave sally a brown mountain last night and she still has shit in her hair!

by jarik algrich May 24, 2009

Brown Aussie

When a World War 2 Australian pilot shits himself, ejecting fecal matter and animal semen into the cockpit of his plane, while being chased down by a Japanese pilot in the skies above New Guinea after having sex with a wallaby. This action turns the entire canopy of his fighter brown in color.

Rei Sen 1 to Rei Sen 2, that limey yellow toothed criminal just shat his pants! I got a Brown Aussie at 1 o'clock!

by Rodney_Sexfart November 27, 2013

Brown Harmonica

When one performs analingus on a women while fingering her vagina.

“At an orgy, I received a Brown Harmonica from an Indian man.”

by Sheepluv420 August 13, 2017

Browns Bunch

A group of guys that host one of the craziest tailgating experiences around.

I was so hungover and exhausted from partying with the Browns Bunch on Sunday, that I had to call off work on Monday!

by Da Bunch February 3, 2010

Brown Snatch

When the pussy lips are burnt like roast beef.

When the external lining of the vagina is dark dark brown.

Dark beef curtains (brown box, brown snatch)

shit shes got a brown snatch!!

damn! dogs, cows, sheep, pig, horses all have brown snatch!

hi jeff; Do asian girls have brown snatch?

by Tony Hughes November 16, 2005

Brown Ops

An alternative method of playing Call of Duty: Black Ops that involves playing said game while sitting on the toilet taking a dump.

Player 1: (making grunting noises) Two guys heading for the C flag.

Player 2: Dude are you okay over there?

Player 1: Yeah, I'm just shitting while playing.

Player 2: How's your brown ops coming along?

Player 1: Pretty good. Apparently dropping a deuce is helping my KD ratio.

by Mick the Dick October 18, 2011

Brown Zeppelin

huge turd that blows your ass appart

that Brown Zeppelin tore my ass up

by Southernheathen March 7, 2013