New Year Nut

You begin to beat your meat and you try to nut right as it hits New Year

Brad “what’d you do for New Years?”
Mike “I stayed home and started of the year with a New Year Nut

by Uejej13 December 31, 2020

plowing new ground

Usually said by males, Having sex with a group of girls one is new with or has not encountered yet but is going to in the not so distant future.

G1: Dude you going up to Chico this weekend?
G2: Yah ....You can bet on my plowing new ground!
G1: I wish you werent such a liar.

by Dan Lee April 4, 2004

New Orleans Train

An act which involves a train of guys separating the butt cheeks of a woman and taking a dump inside. Possibly having sex with it? That would turn it into a "Rusty Nail" or a "Dirty Piston", which ever name you choose. You would be a fool not to.

"We gave the New Orleans train all night but I had to get off at the dirty piston."

by jpop1000 October 23, 2014

you fake news

Trump.

Trump means lol you fake news

by TrumpLover69DontForgetThe420 March 10, 2017

new york snap

when you fart in a woman/mans mouth and it makes a "snap" noise...why anyone would do that is beond me.

"dude i did a New york snap on your mom last night, and she liked it."

by sexyybeastbby. January 23, 2009

Neutral New Year

For when you dont know if a year will be bad or good

Neutral New Year!
What do you mean?
Oh i dont know if 2021 will be good or bad so i say neutral new year!

by Cyberglitch 20101010101 January 6, 2021

New Couple Syndrome

New Couple Syndrome (NCS) is when a newer couple (1 month dating or less) constantly are talking about each other, being all lovey dovey in public, and being gross in public. This may also include canceling plans with friends to be with the partner, forgetting about friends, and being rude to friends for pointing out NCS.

“Hey did you see Emily cancelled our plans?”
“Yeah she has NCS and left us because of it.”
“What’s NCS?”
“New Couple Syndrome basically she left us for her new boyfriend.”

by Arzira May 23, 2022