drum monkey

A skilled drummer who spends every second of spare time practising so they can show off to their friends.

*Girl #1 rips out mad drum solo*
Girl #2: That was awesome
Boy: What a fuckin drum monkey!

by TweakUK April 7, 2007

Ninja Monkey

a quick and dirty utility program written by software developers for software developers that can be used for ad hoc testing, viewing data, debugging, or other general purpose tools. It is usually passed around from developer to developer as other people find it useful.

Jim: It takes me 45 minutes to set up my machine for testing.

Bill: I trained a Ninja Monkey to do that in two minutes, I'll email it to you.

by QanwI' January 2, 2009

Monkey Wank

The act of masturbating whilst making loud monkey noises, such as 'ooooh eeeh ah ah ah oooh ahh ahhh!'

''Christy was screaming last night in his room. I think he was having a monkey wank!''

by PdizDog November 27, 2011

Spunky monkey

A term usually to describe a woman/man who partakes in a lot of sexual activities with lots of different people.

Oh my god Lucy is such a spunky monkey.

by Touch my clit June 24, 2018

monkeys tit

A foolish person, a clot or modern day village idiot.

"Oh Frank, what have you done now you monkeys tit?" As he bangs his head on yet another doorframe...

by Mr Frank Spencer August 22, 2008

shocking the monkey

masturbating

if you need me I'll be shocking the monkey to Lindsay Lohan playboy pics.

by ndrndr December 23, 2011

Poon Monkey

A polite way of calling a man a bitch; The act of being a bitch in front of your friends; A fellow homie acting like a bitch!

"Hey, get the beers in the fridge - no dibs... C'mon, stop being a Poon Monkey!"

by Gangsta_Lean March 9, 2010