by Your_weird September 7, 2021
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Get the Kentucky slap shot mug.to be finessed or swindle into purchasing a product at a higher price than what it's actually worth.
by Frknky June 23, 2021
Get the slap yo head mug.The residual physical effects after meeting a Chris. The intensity of such an experience, exceeds the standard human bandwidth, therefore, leaving one, with lingering pleasurable pain in turn adding confusion and causing many to be “stuck”. It quickly subsides, and then the “woke” sets in, it is realized that they just encountered a whole-ass Chris-slapped episode. No known long term effects have been reported. Continue enjoying the benefits of meeting new Chris’s, the event only occurs upon initial introduction. Dizziness, vomiting, drooling and explosive diarrhea have been the only short term side effects that have been reported. We didn’t take ALL the reports, but, the ones we collected data from, there was only permanent damage to maybe 1 or 2 people. We are working on a multi side-effect riddled vaccine that has a success rate, currently being estimated near or close to like18%. In the interim, maybe take some self defense classes assholes?! Take some responsibility for yourself, we have given you a highly probable scenario regarding this new fad some influencer hexed us with through tarot readings into a microphone while whispering and tapping gently and there was some purring. So, knowledge is key, figure out what works best for you.
Katie was called into her bosses office, upon arriving late for her shift. She was asked to explain the reason for her tardiness. The moment Katie finished the first sentence out of her mouth “well, you know I Uber to work, and I didn’t realize until AFTER we had departed from my pick up location, that my driver turned to look back at me and introduced himself as CHRS”!
Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.
Her boss IMMEDIATELY jumped to comfort her and assess any symptoms that are common, among the Chris-slapped community.
by Ladyj222 February 16, 2024
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Get the slapping pink mug.The intellectual and progressive way of asking another man if he would be willing to give you an oppertunity too pepper the tip of his flacid penis with butterfly kisses.
Also can mean to hit a strangers vape.
Also can mean to hit a strangers vape.
Samuel looked David in the eyes and passionately asked "hey bro can i slap your jawn like a real man?"
David obliged.
David obliged.
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