Simp

An acronym for Squirrels In My Pants, the feeling you get when you really like somebody.

Friend 1 - " They got me feelin like I have Squirrels in my Pants"
Ryot - "You a simp, hoe"

by TotallyNotMajorToland February 18, 2021

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Fake self simp

A control freak with a fake self who bluffs a lot and punishes others, not for justice but for revenge and tries to control other people through myths and calls other people liars, all to steal resources from people's suffering and misery.

For example, using people's weaknesses to manipulate them into believing faulty intention and cause.

Abusing friends, family and loved ones and then bragging about it because they can get away with it.

They are trying way to hard, to unlawfully punish other people.
Yeah, fake self simp and a bunch of doormats, what they believe is not even real.

by Communi February 18, 2021

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Simp

Somebody who has an attraction to a different person and stalks them (simp)

Simp: Omg that girl is so hot i saw her nudes they're lit i wish i could fuck her
His friends: You simp

by JoJo 😻 February 18, 2021

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Damn he is a big simp

by Drillenissen February 19, 2021

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A guy that is overly desperate for women. He cancells plans last min to go hangout with his bitch while she's a mean person and talks shit about everyone. Even tho she expresses disinterest in the guy , the guy insists to keep going out with her. He doesn't know how to let bygones be bygones. She has the guy on a leash. He votes for the candidate his girl votes for just so they can stay together. Has no respect for himself and affects his well being. Hes insecure when he's single so he would do anything to be with a girl even tho she's toxic.

Yo do you believe she made him vote for Biden otherwise she said she would break up with him? Max is such a simp

A Synonym is: Max

Antonym is: Chris

by Hawley February 20, 2021

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