The Rule of Seven

The practice of always adding seven years to the age an escort claims to be online.

Haven't you heard of the Rule of Seven? If you want to book a hot session with a. girl in her mid 40s, you need to be searching for late 30s!

by Alexander 500 December 26, 2020

Rule number one

This expression is mostly from social media (specifically Tiktok). Rule number one is "cars are better than people." Mostly used by car people/Motorsport fans.

"No way, he cheated on you? Hop in my car, and never forget rule number one"

"I'm always prioritising rule number one, that's why I never date anyone."

by Sunaarin August 4, 2023

Rule: -2057

No madder what you say love does die if you say otherwise we would live forever

Rule: -2057

by Singleminded dimensions May 10, 2021

Goodman rule

Highly intoxicated. Having had many alcoholic drinks.

I will sign on with you guys tonight but the Goodman rule applies.
He was at the game and the Goodman rule was in full effect.

by Kashnasty February 7, 2021

The Williams Rule

The Williams rule: if the ball hits the floor and hits the ceiling with enough force in a customs rumble rocket league, it will infinity bounce until someone stops it. (Written by VECTOR)
The settings in order for this to take action:
Ball physics: Light
Ball size: default
Ball bounciness: SUPER HIGH
Boost amount: Unlimited
Rumble: None
Boost Strength: 10X
Gravity: Default
Demolish: Default

Respawn time: Default

A way to phrase this would be: HEY I JUST DID THE WILLIAMS RULE
This rule was invented by Mr. Williams
This definition/urban dictionary post was created by Mr. VECTOR
This Rule was created on June 21st at 7:00 pm
If you have any questions contact: [phone]

by The Williams Rule June 21, 2021

Rule 34 of music

If it exists, there's a song about it. No exceptions. If something doesn't satisfy this rule, there is rule 35 of music, which states that:
If there isn't a song about it yet, one will be made. No exceptions.

Jim: Why the fuck is there a song about some guy cutting his dick off?
Patrick: Rule 34 of music.

by connorp04 September 5, 2018

Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition

Jay Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition states that you should never eat anything that has cartoon characters on its package. Basically, processed junk food.

Dyer’s Rule of Nutrition would rule out:
>Cocoa Pebbles
>M&Ms
>Cheetos
>Flintstones Gummies
>Count Chocula
>Lunchly

by Shepherd Guy June 27, 2025