national grab a dick day

On April 13 it will be national grab a dick day just like grab a boob day or grab an ass day you will grab a dick

Katelyn: Sarah did you just grab his dick?
Sarah: It’s national grab a dick day.

by Kyle💎 💎💎 May 25, 2018

Centre for United Nations Technology

Acronym for a derogatory term for a person (usually a woman). Considered by many to be one of the most offensive acronyms in the English language.

Person 1: I fucking hate Chris!
Person 2: Yeah, he definitely works for the Centre for United Nations Technology.
Person 1: I'm pretty sure he founded it.

by yalooze February 8, 2010

National Unblock Me Day

A day where people that got blocked because of dumb shit that they did or said have the opportunity to get back right . July 10

Boy : Hey lil mama

Girl : what you want boy you know i blocked you
Boy: Lol you must forgot what day it is

Girl:Oh shit i forgot it is July 10 aka national unblock me day

Boy : yep so go on ahead and unlock me on every platform

by Luhhk3y July 10, 2022

National booty pic day

Celebrated on april 10th. Send a booty pic to your man/girl or a random guy/girl🤪🤩

Girl 1: my man said it’s national booty pic day. What do I do?

Girl 2: Full send ittttt!! Girl it’s national booty pic day🤑🤑

by Quincy.Stick April 10, 2019

Our New National Anthem

I pledge allegiance to the Flag,
of the Socialist States of America,
and to the Liberals,
for which they stand,
one nation under the messiah,
unaccountable,
with entitlements and bailouts for all.

Our New National Anthem: A matter of time before everyone knows it...

by Michael Arnett February 16, 2009

National Cookie run day

On October 29 it’s National Cookie run day Where are you Simp for your favorite cookie run character all day

“Hey did you know that it’s national cookie run day”

“Yeah I simp for licorice cookie”

by Poke09 October 19, 2021

National slap ass day

5/2/19 go slap each other ass big litty

*Girl walking * boy slaps ass * boy says “ damn baby that shit beefyyyy “ see that’s how you celebrate national slap ass day

by YesFORREAL May 1, 2019