by BladeOverlord May 13, 2019
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Girl 1: who is that I think he is cute
Me:My mans
Girl 2: I like him
Girl 1: me too
Me: *kills both of them*
Me:My mans
Girl 2: I like him
Girl 1: me too
Me: *kills both of them*
by PandaMuffins4Life May 27, 2019
Get the My mans mug.Ethan: hey man ima be a weather man in Oklahoma
Jesse: why in the world would u wanna do that?!
Ethan: because at least then I could be wrong 90% of the time and still have a job
Jesse *laughs* true, Oklahoma has some weird weather
Ethan: yup, welcome to Oklahoma, where u never know if there is a tornado really coming at u or nah
Jesse: and were it can be raining one minute and sunny the next, or it could be cold af one day and hot another
Ethan: exactly *laughing*
Jesse: why in the world would u wanna do that?!
Ethan: because at least then I could be wrong 90% of the time and still have a job
Jesse *laughs* true, Oklahoma has some weird weather
Ethan: yup, welcome to Oklahoma, where u never know if there is a tornado really coming at u or nah
Jesse: and were it can be raining one minute and sunny the next, or it could be cold af one day and hot another
Ethan: exactly *laughing*
by crazymfnerd June 28, 2017
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Every woman's enemy. He can't stop watching porn, probably watches it once every day for at least ten minutes. At least. He is not always a player, but often is. Don't marry one, don't date one, don't play one, don't be with one alone for more than .1 seconds and most especially: don't be one.
by Jesus is Calling December 27, 2011
Get the A lustful man mug.A superhero who defends humanity against the Forces of Evil and the Dark Lords who control them through his mystic powers of inaction.
He possesses the gift of Sight, allowing him to see things that don’t exist, and superhuman powers of inaction, enabling him to do nothing for a very long time.
Together with his assistant, The Symbol, and the world’s second great superhero, The Illogical Woman, he battles the dark pan-dimensional forces that surround us but go unseen by we mere mortals; lost and ossified as we are, in the fatal fog of routine.
He possesses the gift of Sight, allowing him to see things that don’t exist, and superhuman powers of inaction, enabling him to do nothing for a very long time.
Together with his assistant, The Symbol, and the world’s second great superhero, The Illogical Woman, he battles the dark pan-dimensional forces that surround us but go unseen by we mere mortals; lost and ossified as we are, in the fatal fog of routine.
"Only by the powers of inaction can the evils of action be undone," Inaction Man warned his assailant.
by Ministry Fox January 14, 2012
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