Brimley's Law

As Wilford Brimley continues to appear in a movie or tv show, the probability of a reference to"diabeetus" by an audience member will approach and surpass .5, greater than likely.

Brimley's Law was confirmed during a playing of The Natural on AMC when Wilford Brimley first appeared in the dugout scene. Anecdotal evidence supporting the development of Brimley's Law II was observed when a viewer mentioned how much younger Brimley is than all of his characters.

by Rashawn63 February 22, 2021

nibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's nibling's spouse.

My nibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

half-brother-in-law

1- Half-sibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-brother.

half-brother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

pommer's law

Pommer's law states: A person's mind can be changed by reading information on the internet.

The nature of this change will be from having no opinion to having a wrong opinion.

liberal arts college student: I just read an article that says war is good for the economy, that's why leaders start wars!
history college student: Pommer's law has gotten the best of you my misinformed friend.

by bostoncasey April 27, 2019

The original giver of law

Moses...

Hym "ISN'T 'The Original Giver of Law.' Even in the story... He left a CIVILIZATION... Where they HAD LAWS... No one has ever considered Moses that. Look at the delusion. That's not a thing. Christians making shit up again. Not reality. We will live under the thumb of superstitious delusion forever. This (what I'm doing here) should at least demonstrate to you how unserious they are about other people's lives. Wildly unconstitutional by the way."

by Hym Iam June 24, 2024

half-brother-in-law

1- Half-sibling's husband.
2- Spouse's half-brother.

My half-brother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

co-great-grandniece-in-law

Spouse's great-grandnibling's wife.

My co-great-grandniece-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021