Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).

According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020

Zachs law

If one shall interrupt thy rules of what is posted on Facebook then one automatically takes ownership of thy post.

Zachs law means If a person shares a post on Facebook stating something such as " Your mom has one hour to reply or she has to buy your next tattoo" and you interfere with that post by tagging that person then you automatically have to purchase that tattoo yourself.

by Jungle ditch February 14, 2021

first-cousin-twice-removed-in-law

1- First-cousin-twice-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-twice-removed.
3- 1C2R-in-law.

My first-cousin-twice-removed-in-law is a good person.

by User655 July 25, 2021

Martial Law

Hopefully!

Hym "Yeah! Martial law! Do it up! Murder everyone! Do it now before it's too late!"

by Hym Iam May 2, 2025

Warowl's First Law of Game Design

Players will find the most optimal way to play the game and that is all they will do

"So you just going to play the same strategy over and over again to win? Thats just Warowl's First Law of Game Design"

by PyjamasMontana December 1, 2024

Atwood's Law

"Every software and applications that can be written in JavaScript will be eventually written in JavaScript"

Adobe suite is an evidence of Atwood's Law

by 0xCAFEBABEH March 14, 2023

stepfather-in-law

Spouse's stepfather.

stepfather-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024