No anal april

No anal april is a month we’re a couple can’t have anal sex for a whole month only missionary

Joe: hey babe it’s no anal april

Sarah: oh no we can’t have anal sex then!

by @coomified on Instagram February 02, 2021

anal smoocher

One who smooches anus whilst giving it a bit of tongue in the hope of recieving a tiny chunk of shit.

Josh is an anal smoocher.

by dicknibbler October 29, 2015

Anal Oyster

The act of shoving your balls into someone's anus

We didn't have any anal beads handy, so I put my balls into her anus and gave her an Anal Oyster

by The danger ranger December 19, 2017

anal peircings

the worst mistake of your life.

i got anal peircings.... fuck my life

by cockaflutledoo February 12, 2015

Anal concussion

When you get surprise analed and it hurts so bad that you pass out

‘He ended up going in the wrong hole and I got an anal concussion’

by Dicktko May 14, 2018