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Faive’s Law

Students will fail class automatically if their bob isn’t laid like Faive’s.
Jay C will never fail class because of Faive’s Law!
by xnth February 7, 2024
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Stevan's Law

"The delay in achieving an outcome beyond the expected timeframe implies that the event has either occurred previously or is restricted by universal laws"
Stevan's law used to an sentence where you are speaking ethically and emotional. This means that not understanding that what you thinking to happen is already happened or never happen
by Stephen Raj July 4, 2024
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Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions

The probability of a finance manager forgetting to collect the down payment that is directly proportional to the size of the down payment and inversely proportional to the memory capacity of the involved manager.
I saw the finance manager running after a customer realizing that Bert's Law of Forgetful Transactions had taken place.
by K9 _Cop May 22, 2024
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Brimley's Law

As Wilford Brimley continues to appear in a movie or tv show, the probability of a reference to"diabeetus" by an audience member will approach and surpass .5, greater than likely.
Brimley's Law was confirmed during a playing of The Natural on AMC when Wilford Brimley first appeared in the dugout scene. Anecdotal evidence supporting the development of Brimley's Law II was observed when a viewer mentioned how much younger Brimley is than all of his characters.
by Rashawn63 February 22, 2021
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co-grandaunt-in-law

Spouse's granduncle's wife.
My co-grandaunt-in-law is a good person.
by Gerald128 April 7, 2021
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The BOP Law

No matter what is searched through the TikTok search engine, it will always interlink with a half-naked woman or something that presents suggestive material.
God damn The BOP Law really ruins the enjoyability of TikTok
by holyguac April 10, 2025
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Cencorme's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, as an online discussion grows longer, the probability of the discussion descending into ad hominem attacks and nonsense fuelled by apparent hatred or dislike of someone's comment approaches .

That is, if an online discussion (regardless of topic or scope) goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will begin making insults or start yelling about Hillary Clinton/Trump/Russia/shills or similar in order to distract and lead to forum-slide.

Coined on reddit in 2018 and named after a reddit user with the same name, Cencorme's Law originally referred specifically to subreddit discussions. It is now applied to any threaded online discussion, such as Internet forums, chat rooms, and comment threads, as well as to speeches, articles, and other rhetoric occurs.

When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Cencorme's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
redditor a: "I really disliked EA's latest game release"

redditor b: "Blame the Trump and Russians for that. They worked together to influence the developers..."

redditor a: "Classic case of Cencorme's Law"
by GrimPeeper May 20, 2018
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