lbs soaking wet

A phrase that expresses that someone is very lightweight. The phrasing of the term itself shows that even accounting clothing, water weight, etc, they are still very light and that the estimate is a maximum.

You look 70 lbs soaking wet. Eat a hamburger.

by ominousluminous September 14, 2023

wet pineapple flower

a pineapple flower but its not dry but its WET

1: today i ate a wet pineapple flower
2: :why are you even here?

by DiscordReject4 March 24, 2025

Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.

"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"

by Anamiz January 31, 2021

Wet Brit

A term coined for a snarky action, most commenly used during a sporting event.

Not bad Patrick, you hit that drive off the toe a little bit. It's going to run like a wet brit though.

by Jabari 101 November 2, 2020

wet police

Hispanic mom explaining a lifeguard

H.M: Do you know the wet police

Y/n: you mean lifeguard

by &-6.0} September 8, 2023

Wet rug

You couldn’t just call them a whore, you had to make it deeply obvious what kind of whore they were.

That wet rug? She got booted by her pimp for paying the John’s to pick her up

by Stanverba June 13, 2025

Wet

Me when Channing Tatum

Channing Tatum makes me wet

by anonymous August 1, 2024