two-spacer

A person that follows the traditionalist writing style which includes two spaces after a period.

I bet two-spacers are the type of people that made Pandora accounts and never even tried Spotify.

by bluegingham February 22, 2022

Two-message goodbye

when a betch tex-messagis yo, an' yo want to get her clingy ass away. ax her a question then when she sends hers back at ya. yo send her to da curb.

yeah man that betch wont leaf me alone...
fuck i gotta two-message goodbye that nasty swamp donkey.

by pdo and top shottie January 5, 2008

Two and a BBQ

The act of losing two games immediately in a double elimination tournament and heading straight to the complimentary BBQ.

Well at least you got two and a BBQ.

by Keno master October 2, 2020

Two faced

It’s when your so called friends talk about you behind your back but act like they love you in front of your face.

Person 1: *notices Person 3 being talked about by their friends*

Person 2: “here comes Person 3”

Person 1: notices how Person 3’s friends act kind and different

Person 2: Person 3’s friends are so Two faced.

by Speakingnothingbutfacts14 March 11, 2021

Leora Two-screens

A hairy woman in the twilight of her twenties, smells faintly of feces and is in the posession of two screens and perhaps a penis.

Hey Leora Two-screens :-)

by Yumyumz69 March 16, 2020

two french guys banging at a sleep over

two french fries and a bacon cheese burger.

can i get uh...two french guys banging at a sleep over

by fox fox April 25, 2024

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018