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by WaterSun September 15, 2021
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Hays Middle School

Bad. They preach no bullying until it actually happens. Everyone there is the exact same they have no personality's. Teachers are ok except for the 8th grade ones they suck. THEIR SUCK AT SPORTS OMG. For the lick trend they only stole soap. their all pussys.
"OMG HAYS MIDDLE SCHOOL IS SO BORING"
"FOR REALLL"
by DUMBBY September 18, 2021
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Melissa middle school

100% would not recommend going there, like imagine your mascot being a fucking bird.🤡🤡🤡
A good percent of the people that go there are weird as shit, the type of weird to shit on a bathroom counter plus there is no surviving the boys bathroom because there is no fucking stall doors or soap.
The popular kids pretty much all look the fucking same.
Stay away from the kids with dyed hair, they be like "Oh, I'm Bisexual" like no bro you're Bi-Yourself.
Person 1:I've been thinking on moving, would Melissa middle school be a good place for my kid?

Person 2:You're better off in North Korea.
by mr eckert September 18, 2021
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Cheesy Middle Eastern Grease Bomb

When you're about to ejaculate, you stuff the tip of your penis onto the buttcheek of your partner's freshly shit, unwiped ass, making the semen spray in all directions over the buttcheek, looking like a poorly made cheesy grease bomb.
My partner shit last night so we decided to do a Cheesy Middle Eastern Grease Bomb before she wiped. It was amazing!
by PigeonLuvr September 20, 2021
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Mountain View Middle School

Mountain View is where all the loudest, most annoying, god-forsaken kids are. You'll find 3-4 exceptions but other than that, you question what the parents did during pregnancy to make them come out like that. Not only the kids but the staff too. 99.99999%of the time, the teachers and staff suck so bad, you wonder what traumatic event happened as the only explanation of how they turned out. The other 2 people are fine.
John: Brian...... I have to go to Mountain View Middle School
Brian: My condolences
by hurhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhurbhur September 22, 2021
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Oolitic Middle School

only the definition of failures go here. you walk in the bathroom and see two girls having sex, look away. you walk upstairs and see two dudes fondling eachother, normal shit. if you dont come back from your weekend and tell everyone about how you smoked weed, drank and fucked bitches, just transfer.
Oolitic Middle School is the only place i wouldnt want my kids to go
by emofag69420 September 23, 2021
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Sanger Middle School

A small ass school that is either deppresing or too preppy with no in between.
boy 1: hey who are we playing against? boy 2: Sanger Middle School we are fucked by their preppieness.
by Jay Sulvick September 24, 2021
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