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Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!
"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!
by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024
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mexican years

When a Mexican reaches the age of 18, they only age 1 year for every 5 years!
Damn she fine, she must age in mexican years
by Daddyrocka September 10, 2021
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Mexican standoff

Where two guys stand across from each other and they start to jerk off, first one to cum is declared winner.
Me and Tommy had a Mexican standoff last night but he won.
by westynator May 23, 2015
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Mexican Discharge

Mexican Discharge (noun)

A term used to describe the thick, sticky brown sludge that forms from a mixture of salt, sand, snow, and moisture during winter. This substance accumulates on roads, sidewalks, and vehicles, creating a persistent mess that clings to shoes, clothing, and surfaces. Known for its wet, heavy consistency, Mexican Discharge spreads easily and is difficult to remove, leaving behind a trail of grime wherever it goes.
After stepping out of his truck, Jake felt the familiar pull of Mexican Discharge clinging to his boots. The thick, brown sludge—formed from a winter’s worth of road salt, sand, and melting snow—stuck to everything, leaving streaks of grime on his floor mats and a stubborn mess on the shop floor. No matter how hard he tried to wipe it off, the sticky residue seemed to follow him everywhere.

As Lawren walked into the school, she could feel the Mexican Discharge clinging to her shoes, leaving a trail of wet, brown sludge across the freshly mopped tile floor. Without realizing it, she tracked it through the hallways, into every classroom she entered. From math to science to English, each room now bore the same streaks of grime on the once-clean floors. By the end of the day, the janitor just shook his head, muttering about the endless battle against this Mexican Discharge.
by The Dodge Hood Rats February 7, 2025
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Mexican toothpick

Inserting a toothpick in one’s anal cavity right before having violent diarrhea induced by consuming copious amounts of Mexican food then using the toothpick to “sound” oneself (inserting it back and forth in your urethra) till finished.
My friend was feeling adventurous so I gave him that Mexican toothpick
by Joliver Jue January 22, 2025
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New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo

When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.
by bobby12636162552 November 4, 2022
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mexican blood fuck

In a very mexican cartel style. The woman gives head to the man, when he is about to nut he takes out a Bowie knife and slits her throat open. The man then proceeds to have oral sex with her windpipe and nuts down her throat
Oh man I mexican blood fucked that woman last week! It was so good!
by Gory_geoff October 17, 2017
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